Pigdogfucker

Whining lying thieving pikey cunts; gas the lot of them:

“We are the last group of people in this country who you can openly mock and make racist jokes about – who else is there?”

Fuck off and tarmac my driveway. You’re not a race, you’re just a bunch of navvies who couldn’t be arsed to settle down and get jobs when they stopped building railways…

So the poor sods who got locked up in Guantanamo for four-and-a-half years for once vaguely having looked at a chap whose brother knew an Evil Terrorist Wot Is Going To Kill Us All return, only to be arrested under the little-known No Smoke Without Fire Act 2005.

Can we not just fucking leave it out? [and yes, to you anti-Europeans: I entirely accept that the Spanish are being even worse than us on this one, and that if we didn’t have European Arrest Warrants and extradition treaties then these guys would be in a better position…]

A Tory councillor has got into some trouble for making the following statement:

“There are all different sorts of w*gs here, I don’t differentiate between them but treat them all as though they were English”.

Now, I don’t approve of the sentiment of treating wigs as English. They’re a shamefully foreign innovation, pushed by effete Frenchmen and ginger Scots. I’m glad to see Mr Cameron’s modern Conservatives taking a stand against the wiggy menace, doubtly emboldened by Dave’s fine head of proper English hair, and kicking the speaker out of the party.
Nonetheless, it’s a sad day for free speech when a local newspaper is so offended by the connotations of the word “wig” that it feels obliged to censor it from publication. I may disapprove of wigs, but I’d defend to my death your right to mention them…

Well, PDF has fucked off somewhere, so you’ve got a few stand-ins for a little while. Don’t expect much improvement in tone though. I thought I’d kick this off by pimping a site I regualrly read. More proof that the Chinese government are a bunch of cunts, as if any were really needed. The plan is to force all Chinese bloggers to register their real name with the government. As the article says,

though a law’s unworkability is no guarantee that it won’t be passed

Too true. —Doormat

Not content with alleviating poverty in Venezuela, he’s now decided to alleviate it in New York. Good effort, Yank-baiting semi-dictator dude.

Execution. Execution. Freedom.

A resounding moral victory for liberal democratic capitalism, wouldn’t you say?

Things we like: a) pissing off blinkered mental We Hate The Communists Yanks b) developing-world leaders hilariously beating the West at its own game. Therefore, Hugo Chavez’s idea of telling the Yanks that if they refuse to service his military jets then he’ll give them to the Chinese and the Cubans is among the best and most hilarious policy moves of recent times. Viva la revolution!

Brazilians want to keep guns legal. Fair enough: at least it gives them the opportunity to fight back when policemen try to shoot them in the head.

Ukrainians “told that EU door is open”. Moroccans led to believe otherwise.