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Would you allow someone who advocated the legalisation of sex with children to become a schoolteacher? After all, they haven’t done anything illegal – not giving them the job is just punishing them for their opinion…

Armed bullies harrass and verbally abuse a young girl. The good burghers of Croydon, young and old alike, come to the girl’s aid. Bullies retreat to hospital. Hurrah!

Update: on the other hand, some policemen are fucking hardcore. More ‘throwing themselves at men on fire’ and fewer ‘bullying teenage girls’ rozzers, please…

1) thieving doesn’t matter in the slightest. at worst, it is mildly annoying. if you think that thieving is worse than ‘mildly annoying’, you are a deranged halfwit.

2) killing people by dangerous driving is a very bad thing, as is killing people in general.

3) if an idiot has stolen a thing, then sending out a bunch of tools in squad cars to do Bruce Willis heroics at him is not a very good idea.

Therefore, the Bystander is right, and the people disagreeing with him are tools. They’re also tools for failing to understand that you can simultanously believe the cunt driving the stolen car should go to jail for a very long time, and that the rozzers chasing him were inept cunts who should be at least fired and probably jailed (for less time) too…

I don’t always agree with DK, but this is spot on. Read, oppose, stone the policemen of Redruth to death, etc.

PSNI top brass: “Fuck, some daft left-footer copper’s been caught driving on the piss. Ah well, we’ve got few enough Catholics as it is, we’re already having to bus them in from Poland to try and meet targets; plus we were all drink-driving a few years back anyway and it never did anyone any harm; so let’s keep her in. Pint at the lodge?”

People who’re outraged for a living: “ooh, we’re outraged! Blah blah disgrace blah blah road safety blah blah binge drinking teens blah blah swearing on TV… oh sorry, wrong rant…”

The media: “Are we going to mention she’s a Catholic? Are we fuck…”

I’m not saying that’s definitely what happened…

One all at half time.

From the East London Advertiser:

ANTI-TERRORISM cops ended up with ‘egg pasta’ on their faces when they raided the wrong home in the hunt for a Muslim firebrand. They swooped at dawn on a house in the Shadwell district of London’s East End. But all they found were a terrified Italian couple… and their cat…. Police searched the house for five hours before finally apologising and leaving at 10am on April 24.

That is not a light-hearted human interest story. That is a case of incompetent fucktards with guns terrorising innocent people’s lives. And of holding the poor sods hostage for hours after they should have been aware that they’d got the wrong house. This should be a public outrage; the cunts in charge should have to resign.

To be fair, the police do appear to be getting slightly less evil. They shot Jean-Charles de Menezes in the head and then tried to posthumously frame him as a rapist; they shot Mohammed Abdul Kahar in the foot and then tried to frame him for the possession of child pornography; in the case of these anonymous Italians they seem to have let them go without any shooting or made-up sex offences. So far, at least.

If you haven’t seen the Angel escalator ski stunt video, you should. It’s sheer class, and only the worst kind of humourless cunt could be anything other than impressed and amused. In incredibly surprising news, the police are the worst kind of humourless cunts.

The argument that a bystander might have been hurt is spurious bullshit: the skiier’s friend was at the bottom of the escalator stopping people from going up, reducing the risk to Very Very Low Indeed. In any case, silly stunts enrich the lives of millions: even if the occasional member of the public were to get topped when things went wrong [although I can’t think of any reports of non-participants being injured in such cases – only ever the ‘actors’], the net impact on society would still be positive…

During the recent snow epidemic, Cambridge student John Knowles built a four-foot snowwilly. To anyone vaguely sane, this is the kind of act that would warrant a brief smile, perhaps followed with a jibe about Mr Knowles having too much time on his hands.

However, following in the tradition of his Oxford colleagues, one overzealous policeman saw matters rather differently. The cunt, whose name has sadly not been published, issued Mr Knowles with a fixed penalty notice for his trouble.

It is a reasonable assumption that at least one policeman is certain to get murdered over the next year. I beg the gods of probability to ensure that the murderers pick this cunt, rather than someone who hasn’t manifestly demonstrated the fact that they don’t deserve to live.

Via.

When a child complains excessively about some injustice, a good parent’s response will generally include the maxim that “life isn’t fair”. Because it isn’t: through the sheer workings of bad luck, bad things happen to people who don’t deserve them.

And even if the relevant bad thing could have been averted if someone else had acted differently, this doesn’t move the relevant act from being a horrible accident to the second person being morally responsible for the bad thing.

Unfortunately, although anyone with an age and/or IQ over ten is aware of these maxims, The Authorities increasingly aren’t. One obvious recent example is the utterly appalling decision to impose prison sentences for causing death by careless driving. This does not mean getting blind drunk and then driving at 150mph, or even driving while eating a sandwich. It means driving like most drivers do most of the time, but being unlucky enough to have been caught up in a fatal accident that would not have happened if you’d driven better than most drivers do most of the time.

Another is the sad-but-really-really-fucking-obviously-accidental death of Vietnamese student Vu Quang Hoang Tu. Some teenage boys were messing around on a Tube platform, chasing each other around; one fell over as a train entered the station; the boy fell into Mr Tu (or possibly Mr Vu – sorry, I can’t remember which way round Vietnamese names go); both went under the train. Mr Tu died; the boy survived with serious injuries.

In saner times, this would have been viewed as a tragic accident (and possibly as the basis for a gory Public Information Film). Since we live in a society with no concept of bad luck, the boys are currently out on police bail on suspicion of murder. For fuck’s sake…