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Armed bullies harrass and verbally abuse a young girl. The good burghers of Croydon, young and old alike, come to the girl’s aid. Bullies retreat to hospital. Hurrah!

Update: on the other hand, some policemen are fucking hardcore. More ‘throwing themselves at men on fire’ and fewer ‘bullying teenage girls’ rozzers, please…

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1) thieving doesn’t matter in the slightest. at worst, it is mildly annoying. if you think that thieving is worse than ‘mildly annoying’, you are a deranged halfwit.

2) killing people by dangerous driving is a very bad thing, as is killing people in general.

3) if an idiot has stolen a thing, then sending out a bunch of tools in squad cars to do Bruce Willis heroics at him is not a very good idea.

Therefore, the Bystander is right, and the people disagreeing with him are tools. They’re also tools for failing to understand that you can simultanously believe the cunt driving the stolen car should go to jail for a very long time, and that the rozzers chasing him were inept cunts who should be at least fired and probably jailed (for less time) too…

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If you haven’t seen the Angel escalator ski stunt video, you should. It’s sheer class, and only the worst kind of humourless cunt could be anything other than impressed and amused. In incredibly surprising news, the police are the worst kind of humourless cunts.

The argument that a bystander might have been hurt is spurious bullshit: the skiier’s friend was at the bottom of the escalator stopping people from going up, reducing the risk to Very Very Low Indeed. In any case, silly stunts enrich the lives of millions: even if the occasional member of the public were to get topped when things went wrong [although I can't think of any reports of non-participants being injured in such cases - only ever the 'actors'], the net impact on society would still be positive…

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During the recent snow epidemic, Cambridge student John Knowles built a four-foot snowwilly. To anyone vaguely sane, this is the kind of act that would warrant a brief smile, perhaps followed with a jibe about Mr Knowles having too much time on his hands.

However, following in the tradition of his Oxford colleagues, one overzealous policeman saw matters rather differently. The cunt, whose name has sadly not been published, issued Mr Knowles with a fixed penalty notice for his trouble.

It is a reasonable assumption that at least one policeman is certain to get murdered over the next year. I beg the gods of probability to ensure that the murderers pick this cunt, rather than someone who hasn’t manifestly demonstrated the fact that they don’t deserve to live.

Via.

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