Due to a happy juxtaposition of the workings of my comments plug-in, the crazy things that US wingnuts say about Obama’s honours list, and the chosen blog-name of an Indian chap who sometimes comments round these parts, my comments plug-in currently makes the assertion that:
The Buddha Smiled on Fellatio, cunnilingus and sodomy
While I’m sure he was less angry about them than most religious leaders, I’m not sure he’d've made quite such a ringing endorsement…
Popularity: 31% [?]
The question everyone really wants to know is whether or not [UK banks] will be paying bonuses, bankers remuneration having joined paedophilia and X-factor as a national obsession
This has given me an excellent new TV idea… as above. Development starts now… this time next year I’ll either be a millionaire, or I’ll have been lynched by an angry mob.
But the beauty is, my lynching by an angry mob will also count as an excellent new TV idea.
Popularity: 30% [?]
…and other lies.
I’m coughing up horrible gunk, while feeling thoroughly dazed. Boo.
On the plus side, I’ve got my Twitter account back. Apparently they didn’t like the pig-fucking-a-cartoon-lady profile pic. Fools.
Popularity: 13% [?]