First of all, it doesn’t look like that Twitter account’s coming back. Motherfuckers.
Second of all, I’ve decided not to post what I was going to post, due to my sheer fame amongst real-world people. Damn you all.
I really, really, really need a lover. Someone who prefers men to girls would be preferable in this context. A girl who prefers men to girls would be particularly helpful.
(and yes, that’s the “ok for posting” version, despite its hideous embarrassement-du-fromage)