Posted in July 2009

Fellatio, cunnilingus and sodomy

American Rightbloggers are appalled that Obama has decided to award the Medal of Freedom to gay rights pioneer Harvey Milk (watch the movie, it’s good, it’s on torrents). The Price Of Freedom Is Eternal Vigilance says:

Only could this moron-in-chief consider giving the Medal of Freedom… for fellatio, cunnilingus, and sodomy

As a strong proponent of fellatio, cunnilingus and sodomy, I’m very glad that the President has decided that proficiency at them (rather than, say, fighting for marginalised community’s civil rights – no, it’s definitely the kinky sex that’s motivated this decision) is worthy of a medal. And there’s an ex-girlfriend I’d definitely put forward on all three criteria.

…but I think awarding the medal to Milk may have been a terrible mistake. As far as I’m aware, his interest in cunnilingus was limited at best – and it’s a heavily practice-and-enthusiasm-based activity. Take the medal away from Milk and award it to [DELETED ON LEGAL ADVICE].

More sarcasm on rightblogger medal reactions here.

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A man gets hit by a train

Truly horrible and gruesome; don’t watch if squeamish:

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Shorter Eric Lee

It’s antisemitic to say that Israel is an apartheid state. The fact that Israel meets the internationally recognised definition of an apartheid state is irrelevant, because when you say ‘apartheid state’, that makes people think of South Africa, which did bad apartheid and not the lovely fluffy bunny good apartheid that Israel does.”

Shorter shorter Eric Lee: “You antisemites can prove anything with facts.”

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Disturbing organisation

I can honestly say I don’t want to go to any of the International Dutch Oven Society‘s residential events. Perverts.

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Warning

This door is alarmed:
handlesurprise

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India: country of education

Yes, ‘pervy search terms’ posts are boring – but just got a query from India on “8th standard schoolboys fucking”. I think that’s their equivalent of Year 9 in the UK, or Eighth Grade for Americans. And, according to the very limited resources I’ve read, it’s based on passing end-of-year exams rather than just ageing.

So I’m impressed that gay Indian paedos are so interested in the maturity and emotional development of the young men they covet. The gentleman [*] in question could just have searched for 13 or 14-year-old boys, but he didn’t want to see anyone who hadn’t reached a certain basic educational standard first. That surely deserves some credit, or at least early parole…?

[*] or lady; apologies to any female paedophiles who feel left out.

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Apologies and congratulations

I’ve not been posting recently. I’ve been more hideously fucking depressed than angry (in political terms, don’t worry/celebrate, no noose-chandelier action just yet). And in non-political terms things have been quite good (well, job shite, but only to the extent it’s a job. Life jolly).

Anyway. Just heard that 50% of the DNA of the man who came up with the name of this blog (no, not me, keep up) has now been thoroughly reproduced in ‘small person’ format. Congratulations to [redacted] [redacted]; I wish her all the best.

And anyone who says I”m counting down to July 14 2025 is a filthy liar.

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