First with the news that matters:
There’s a gnawing problem in the British countryside – a giant beaver on the loose, wreaking havoc in southwest England. And his owner reckons there’s only one thing that can lure the lovelorn rodent back into captivity: the scent of a female of the species.
(thanks to Flying Rodent for title inspiration)
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