In which the Chinese and the Tories inflict punishment upon me

Some of you may have noticed that this site briefly (well, for 24 hours) disappeared yesterday.

Surprisingly enough, this wasn’t due to a hate campaign by pretend-libertarian-Tories, some of whom were less than impressed by my post on Damian Green:

Maybe if you removed Broon’s cock from your mouth I could hear you – and why not pull Mandelson’s cock out of your arse while you’re at it, you fucking shill.

Where on earth did you find this one from DK ?

Is he 12 years old ? He’s definitely got a lower mental age than the average libertard, who seems to be around 15 or 16 ( regardless of actual chronological age )

Bet you diamonds the cocky little twat is middle class and works in a ” service industry ” – i.e. fiddling with computers or sitting on his arse behind a desk all day.

PDF you should take the advice of 01:35 you really are a first class twat. Now fuck off and die.

Why do you let this twat post on your site? He’s a complete arse without a clue, it does you and your site no favours.

I used to pop by to your site for a bit of intelligent comment. Clearly, I’m wasting my time.

PDF is a fake who purports to hold libertarian views but is in fact a cutout trying to insinuate himself into the fledgling libertarian blogsphere for the benefit of his sponsor(s) (one of more of; a think tank or media enterprise closely aligned with the views/interests/funds of the EU or New Labour, some other bureaucrat/autocratic group with an interest in [amateurish] online subterfuge/propaganda).

Sorry to disappoint – I wish I’d been smart enough to pursue the strategy in the last one there, that’d keep me nicely in prostitutes and cocaine for a few months. But actually I’m just a grumpy twat who hates Tories, Labourites, sanctimonious cant and sanctimonious cunts, but who quite likes the rule of law and the tradition of a politically impartial civil service. Weirdly, I found myself on the same side of the fence as Richard North, who has similar views to me on these issues, if not on anything else.

Anyway. Back to the original point…

Despite timings, the deluge of anti-PDF-ery had nothing to do with the collapse of the site, which was down to Chinese hackers injecting spammy iFrames into my blog template to improve their PageRank and possibly zombify your PC. Luckily, they were sufficiently useless (or quite possibly my blog template was sufficiently steam-powered), that the attack just broke the site instead of parasiting forever as intended. I’ve now updated Wordpress (from about 1.5 to 2.6.5. Yes, I was a very, very bad and foolish man for not patching things sooner and thoroughly deserve everything I got), and hopefully oriental hackers and necromancers will stay well away in the future.

The blogroll-suggestion-question is still open. The best site I’ve never heard of, or most embarassing site I wish I’d never heard of, will win some kind of prize. Possibly oral relief.

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5 Responses to “In which the Chinese and the Tories inflict punishment upon me”

  1. QuestionThat says:

    Old Holborn (http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com) is the closest thing to being the right-wing equivalent of Pigdogfucker since DK’s sanitised somewhat.

  2. Longrider says:

    Chinese hackers injecting spammy iFrames into my blog template

    I had this one last spring. The weakness there was coppermine. I deleted it as the developers failed to fix the security breach.

  3. Henk Van Vleck says:

    http://www.karlascloset.com/

    Exquisite insights; be sure to read the (extensive) comments sections too.

  4. Larry Teabag says:

    Fuck me dead, that last one’s an absolute peach. I can’t decide which is more mental – the suggestion that any agency could possibly think it worthwhile to infiltrate the libertarian blogosphere; or the idea that such an agency, if it did exist, would make a tactical decision to run loads of posts calculated to enrage faux libertarians to the point of distraction. “Concerned Citizen” take a bow, you win 2nd December’s “maddest person on the internet” award.