And this, my American friends, is why you must vote Democrat

A demented Libertoonian speaks:

Republicans, given the kind of power the Democrats are about to accrue, would maybe take away your right to get a completely totally naked chick to grind on your lap in a publicly licensed bar. The Democrats will do their damnedest to take away your right to speak.

Democrat win. Also, who the hell would be able to /speak/ in such a context? I have no desire to support their voodoo multitasking skillz.

4 thoughts on “And this, my American friends, is why you must vote Democrat

  1. dsquared says:

    Is this post a trailer for that ten minute cock show we raised the money for?

  2. Larry Teabag says:

    Get yer cock out, get yer cock out, get yer cock out for the libertarians.

  3. pdf says:

    Regrettably, the cock-show required the GBP20 to be raised from “girls”. While there’s some ambiguity in that term, I think a court of law would be unlikely to place 6ft ginger Welshmen in the relevant category.

  4. dsquared says:

    Hang on now, let’s be 100% clear – do we have a contract here? If Larry and me can get the £20, from only female subscribers under the age of, say, 30, then we’re game on?

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