…but I’m not paying.
Went to a strip club last night. It was mildly degrading, mostly for me, as lots of very hot girls continued to extort £20 notes from me purely for showing me their assorted bits (I mean, come on, if girls were willing to pay me £20 for a ten-minute cock show, that would rule. What kind of deranged idiot could possibly think that the commercialisation of sex favours men rather than women?)
On the plus side, I got offered a new job and an enormous pay rise there. Shame I’m too mean/proud to use the new salary to take advantage of the “extra services” offered for £600 a time, really…
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“if girls were willing to pay me £20 for a ten-minute cock show, that would rule”
Question is, have you ever tried offering this service?
If pdf is prepared to video a ten-minute cock show, and post it up here, I’m in for a quid. Will 19 other commenters join me?
Count me in [experiences sudden sinking feeling].
Against my better judgment. I’m in.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Larry advised me that I’d be likely to wish to comment. Indeed I am. Add a further pound.
Unless I’ve had my head in the sand, “Larry Teabag” failed to make the top 10 girls names this time around.
However, if PDF is willing to pay me £600…..
Neither did “Britney” before 1999.
I will underwrite any shortfall from £20, and will even contribute an extra £1 toward the “extras” fund in return for a simple explanation of why you might consider yourself “too proud” to have sex with a prostitute, when an exactly similar libertarian argument can be made in favour of it to the one you endorsed with regard to strip clubs?
Wholly irrational, I accept (and I’m fully supportive of the existence and legality of prostitution on a policy basis) – just, paying for / being paid for a lapdance strikes me as a completely different level of ’serious’ than paying for / being paid for sex.