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Yes, it’s time for the Obligatory Taking The Piss Out Of Guido session, where we mock irritating, litigous tossers for getting arrested while driving drunk.

EJH in ChickYog’s comments has the best gag on the whole saga:

I think my favourite part of the whole story is that he was speaking at the Adam Smith Institute. Perhaps an invisible hand topped up his glass when he wasn’t looking?

I’m against the 42-day internment proposal, as is anyone with any sense at all.

However, this kind of twatty opposition almost swings me in favour of it. Count the “I am a despicable bastard and deserve horsewhipped and rubbed in salt” clichés – “Liebour” (at least he doesn’t call them ZaNu Liebour, I suppose), a clever and appropriate “Labour plus swastika logo”, and the PM referred to as “No Mandate Brown” (if you’re so keen on the fucking constitution, you should fucking accept that the Prime Minister isn’t and never has been a democratically elected position), all in a single post.

The dickhead in question also claims to be “a foreigner in my own country” (yeah, all those fucking darkies they let in – best send them home, eh? update – retracted – see below). I’m sure you’ll be unsurprised to learn he’s a fervent campaigner for EU exit and an English parliament, too…

It upsets me that the fucktard calls himself “Wonko”, however. It’s a reference to Douglas Adams’s character, Wonko the Sane – and I always hate it when loathsome rednecks misappropriate the work of brilliant, liberal writers who’d certainly hate all the swivel-eyed nonsense they spout…

Update: Wonko responds. He says “I think Douglas Adams would have been vehemently opposed to the system of apartheid and anti-English discrimination in place now at the hand of the racist Brit-Scots“. I strongly suspect that Douglas Adams would have laughed in mild desperation at the world when he encountered anyone holding such gibberingly insane views; readers, what do you think?

He also points out that the “foreigner in his only country” thing is about being an English nationalist while England is abolished by sinister transnational Scottish-elitist machinations, not about immigration. I do feel slightly guilty about this one: being a conspiraloon is not as bad as being a racist, and so whilst believing the original statement to be utter bollocks, I retract any suggestion that it’s motivated by not liking the darkies…