Misinterpreting headlines for cheap laughs #131
Berlusconi says tackling Naples’ rubbish crisis will be among his top priorities – “fucking southerners, even their crises are rubbish”.
Aborigines ‘were used in experiments’ – “how much kerosene can one man drink in six hours?”
7/7 friend had 9/11 photographs – “where were the other 2?”
The last one is a bit of a daft story, though. If having photographs of September 11 in one’s browser cache is an indicator that one is a terrorist, then you’re fucked:
