Pigdogfucker

I’m sceptical that cheating in exams should even be forbidden – the skills required to cheat are far more useful in any of the roles that exams will equip you to do than the actual pointless crap that the exam is testing. Then again, if it wasn’t banned, perhaps it’d be too easy. However, the fact that it’s sufficiently illegal to actually get you sent to prison is batshit insane.

Also, while I’m not normally a big fan of car drivers, it seems completely outrageous to send one to jail for four years for running over a cyclist who jumped a red light. I don’t know why I bothered adding “who jumped a red light” – “total cunt who has no clue about and doesn’t give a shit about the highway code, their own safety or the safety of those around them, and who should be killed as rapidly as possible for the good of all concerned” is inherent in the definition of “cyclist”. In my world, every single one of the worthless bastards would have a bounty on their head, and drivers would get extra points for the most stylish execution.