Pigdogfucker

Everyone’s getting distinctly het-up about the daft little chav who pissed on a dying spazzer. And indeed, Anthony Anderson and his mates don’t sound like especially nice people.

But three years in jail and universal vilification? For fuck’s sake, it’s not as if they’d actually done any harm to anybody: the woman he pissed on was already, unsaveably, terminally, snuffing it.

I don’t know about you, but if I were in the final stages of dying, I’d be very grumpy about being in the final stages of dying. The fact that some cunt was having a wee on me at the same time would be pretty fucking negligible compared to MY OWN IMMINENT DEATH - indeed, I’d go as far as to say that it’d be unlikely to even register on my list of concerns…

Ming found to be world’s oldest living creature

Remember the Spanish Civil War? You know, the one where idealistic lefties backed by sane liberals everywhere fought against an evil fascist bastard backed by Hitler and the Catholic Church?

One might have thought that, having explicitly supported Franco and tacitly supported Hitler, and given the Hitler Youth background that Pope Ratzo claims he didn’t really mean, the Catholics would be keen to play down their contribution to total and utter evil during the 1930s and 1940s. Hell, maybe even to apologise for backing the most evil people ever?

But no, not a bit of it. The Vatican is holiding a ceremony to honour Catholics who died fighting on the fascist side in the Spanish Civil War. Exclusively the ones who fought on the fascist side. What an awful bunch of cunts.

I wish we’d been more successful at burning the fuckers alive when we still went in for that sort of thing. Or ideally, that we could bring that sort of thing back…