Bad Lembit

It is a truth universally acknowledged, other than by charlatans and lunatics, that 32B breasts are the world’s finest, with 34B running them a close second.

However, it is also clear that un-surgeonised A-cup breasts are infinitely preferably to silicone-artificial C-cup breasts. And I’ve lost all respect for Lembit Opik for failing to stick up for this principle.

3 thoughts on “Bad Lembit

  1. Phil says:

    “Our breasts are bigger than before – we’ve gone from a 34A to a 34C. We are proud of our breasts like a man would be with a new Ferrari,”

    So women who are insecure about the size of their breasts buy implants, and men who are insecure about the size of their penises buy Ferraris. Sounds about right.

  2. Surely it’s just a question of personal preference on both parts, isn’t it? Anyway it’s well documented that Mr Opik is mainly interested in the sorts of giant lumps of silicone that are going to fall out of the sky and kill us all.

  3. spazmo says:

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that it is better to just have a wank than to fuck something that looks like a two week old corpse, surgically enhanced or not.

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