Posted in August 2007

C\’est la resistance, meme si ce n\’est pas magnifique

An odd quote from Justin on Tim\’s blog re Iraq:

To describe beheaders and suicide bombers as \’resistance\’ is repugnant if you ask me.

The French Resistance in WWII, which is the most widely accepted definition of a \’legitimate\’ resistance movement, regularly engaged in suicide missions against – and killed plenty of – German soldiers. French people who worked with the Germans were widely described as – and killed for being – collaborators.

Uncontroversially, the people in Iraq who blow up civilians in market squares are scumbags. But the people who murder occupying soldiers and who murder Iraqis who side with the occupying army are doing what a resistance *does*, whether we\’d like to call them one or not.

Yes, I know the UK isn\’t Germany in WWII here: we came to Iraq because we believed we could make it better, not out of crazy Conquering The World-ness. But in the eyes of Iraqis, we\’re an occupying army and we\’re not wanted.

Given that, it\’s hard to see how we can avoid classing people who kill British troops as \’the resistance\’, and how we can avoid classing people who work with the British as \’collaborators\’. It would be good if we could tell grieving mothers \’your son died for a worthy cause\’ rather than \’your son died because the people of Iraq hated him for occupying their country\’ – but we can\’t.

The only solution, rather than pretending that we\’re not a reviled occupying army and that the people who kill our soldiers aren\’t doing the same as any resistance movement ever, is to get ourselves (and our collaborators, of course) the hell out of there as soon as humanly possible…

Finally: if Britain were occupied by a foreign army who refused to leave despite public opinion – even if the original invasion had been intended for our benefit but heinously failed – would you be willing to join the resistance and kill occupying soldiers? I\’d like to think I\’d be brave enough to do so.

Jihad update

Not content with enlisting disgruntled old men, disgruntled boys, and disgruntled young women, Al Qaeda has started employing digruntled spiders to bring down Western aircraft.

It\’s burning time

Occasional blog commentator [xxx] is the most appalling witch of all time. Should anyone burn her, and provide me with documentary evidence that they\’ve picked the correct appalling witch, I shall provide them with money and sexual favours.

Links to examples of [xxx]\’s fuckwittery and/or to her home address are welcome in the comments.

Update: in a misplaced outbreak of morality, I\’ve decided to turn this into a \’guess who I think the most appalling witch who writes blog comments is\’ contest. The winner gets money and sexual favours, or neither, depending on personal preference.

Random note

Fuck, I just noticed I haven\’t posted anything in a fortnight. This is a sign I\’ve been working too hard, and emphatically not a sign that I have too much of a life.