Earn more: eat meat

A new study has found that vegetarians are dead clever, like. But given that you aren’t, and that you can’t be bothered to get a higher degree or learn how to talk proper, best stick with the sausages:

Vegetarians were more likely to be […] of higher occupational social class and to have higher academic or vocational qualifications than non-vegetarians. However, these differences were not reflected in their annual income, which was similar to that of non-vegetarians.

We may be lazy, ill-educated and common, but people would still rather pay us to work for them…

2 thoughts on “Earn more: eat meat

  1. Larry Teabag says:

    This tallies exactly with my personal experience. For example, I am cleverer than yow, but yow are richer than I.

  2. I’ve got an IQ of 155 and I love fillet steak! Who funded this study? Fucking doughnuts?

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