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Fuck you in the arse and the eye
A disturbing number of people have been endorsing Boris’s hilarious decision to run for Mayor of London.
Fine, if you’re endorsing him because you want buses to be abolished, subsidies for your 4×4 and don’t give a fuck about the poor. Or if you’re so right-wing that you think shaking hands with Hugo Chavez makes someone inherently eeeeeeeeevil.
But if the reason you’re endorsing Boris is because you think Ken Livingstone is antisemitic, then you’re a fucking eejit and should be gassed [*]. He isn’t. There is no evidence that he is: only the ravings of paranoid nutjobs.
[*] with apologies to certain ex-bloggers
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July 19th, 2007 at 9:54 am
‘course, if some radical lefty started shouting “Boris is a FASCIST because, er, he’s a THATCHERITE TORY, or something” these eejits would laugh him out of the building.
Plus ca change, and all that.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I would vote for Boris just for the fact that Polly Toynbee from The Guardian is against him.
Not much of an arguement to be fair, but as Polly get on my tit then Boris is the man.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I heartily endorse all these reasons for voting for Boris but tentatively note that we will still have to live in Londononce we’ve had our laugh, and that his chortling, buffoonish manner might become grating when taken out of the tv studio and applied to the not very glamourous business of local administration.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Personally I couldn’t give a fuck what Polly thinks. What if she’s doing a double-bluff, eh? Eh? Eh?
July 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
fidothedog wrote: I would vote for Boris just for the fact that Polly Toynbee from The Guardian is against him.
Hey Fido, I have it on good authority she’s also against washing down 50 paracetamol with a litre of vodka and then jumping off a tower block. You should give it a go.
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Hey, that’s a bit harsh on fidothedog! Polly Toynbee is enough to make you want to wash down 50 paracetamol with a litre of vodka and look for the nearest tower block.
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Two separate points here: 1) Polly is an irritating nannying witch; 2) BNP scum can fuck off and die.