A step up, I’d say

The Scots are currently having one of the most brilliantly sensationalist murder trials in a long while. As reported by the BBC:

A priest felt “ashamed and disgusted” with himself after he had sex with a Polish student… a court has heard.

This is not surprising – she was female, attractive and over 16. No self-respecting, God-fearing priest would have touched her.

Incidentally, I had to edit the BBC quote above to remove the ‘accidental bad choice of words’ comedy in the original:

A priest felt “ashamed and disgusted” with himself after he had sex with a Polish student whose body was found in his church, a court has heard.

I’d probably feel a bit ashamed and disgusted if I had sex with a dead girl I’d just found, even if she was hot.

3 thoughts on “A step up, I’d say

  1. I find the insertion of the word “probably”, in that last sentence, a little worrying… ;-) Although it’s probably OK if she’s still warm…

    DK

  2. PDF says:

    Hot meaning warm or hot meaning alluring? Who can say…?

  3. fidothedog says:

    Would be in bad taste to point out that at least he was not bumming a choirboy, which for a priest is some form of improvement.

    Who knows maybe it will start a whole new craze amongst priests?

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