Escalating insanity

If you haven\’t seen the Angel escalator ski stunt video, you should. It\’s sheer class, and only the worst kind of humourless cunt could be anything other than impressed and amused. In incredibly surprising news, the police are the worst kind of humourless cunts.

The argument that a bystander might have been hurt is spurious bullshit: the skiier\’s friend was at the bottom of the escalator stopping people from going up, reducing the risk to Very Very Low Indeed. In any case, silly stunts enrich the lives of millions: even if the occasional member of the public were to get topped when things went wrong [although I can\’t think of any reports of non-participants being injured in such cases – only ever the \’actors\’], the net impact on society would still be positive…

2 thoughts on “Escalating insanity

  1. Larry Teabag says:

    It’s just sour grapes from the plods – they’re gutted they couldn’t be there top shoot him in the head as a suspected terrorist.

  2. spazmo says:

    It could have been improved by our hero ending up as a pile of smashed bone and mutilated flesh, but it is still pretty good.

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