Posted on March 27, 2007

Loved, chopped, whatever

Some advice lest you be unfortunate enough to be put on trial for murdering your spouse: irrespective of your guilt or innocence, it’s probably best to avoid phrases like “I loved her to bits”. They just have unfortunate associations…

Norfolk family devastated in elephant attack

Elephants clearly disapprove of incest and bigamy:

Two British tourists were killed in an attack by an elephant in Zimbabwe on Saturday, the Foreign Office has said…. A third Briton, the husband and father of the two women, was taken to hospital with serious injuries following the attack, officials said.