Pigdogfucker

A Tory councillor has got into some trouble for making the following statement:

“There are all different sorts of w*gs here, I don’t differentiate between them but treat them all as though they were English”.

Now, I don’t approve of the sentiment of treating wigs as English. They’re a shamefully foreign innovation, pushed by effete Frenchmen and ginger Scots. I’m glad to see Mr Cameron’s modern Conservatives taking a stand against the wiggy menace, doubtly emboldened by Dave’s fine head of proper English hair, and kicking the speaker out of the party.
Nonetheless, it’s a sad day for free speech when a local newspaper is so offended by the connotations of the word “wig” that it feels obliged to censor it from publication. I may disapprove of wigs, but I’d defend to my death your right to mention them…