Isn\’t this what the War on Terror is about?

The fact that Capita, administrator of the London congestion charge, has been attacked by a letter bomb proves beyond reasonable doubt that car drivers (or, as we like to call them, Kar-animals) are a threat to western society and must be wiped out.

If moderate members of the car-driving community (assuming such a creature can exist) do not immediately condemn the blast, denounce the car-worshipping, lawbreaking culture that led to it taking place, and grass up the culprits to the police, they should be deported or executed.

4 thoughts on “Isn\’t this what the War on Terror is about?

  1. Doormat says:

    In a similar vein, from listening to the government, you wouldn’t know that a successful “dirty nuclear device” was deployed in London last year, killing a British Citizen. Of course, some dodgy Russians, and not some brown guys, were involved…

    Also, fucking animal rights people now mean that I’m not meant to open my own mail at work…

  2. Neil says:

    Ah, but, but, right, the evil left-o-facist Ken Livingstone *instigated* the violence by *coercing* the congestion TAX from us with menaces and *guns*, thus violent retailition is our moral duty. (I believe the argument goes)

    Actually, when I realised it was going to cost me (Oyster-less country bumpkin) four quid to get from Paddington to Euston Square, I felt like blowing the bloody tube up. Four fucking quid!

  3. spazmo says:

    I blame the Jews.

  4. Neil says:

    …and literally within hours, this appears:

    They truly have *no* sense of shame.

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