Fuck you in the arse and the eye
Some McDonald’s restaurants in Australia have started using halal meat in their burgers. This is sensible: it tastes the same as normal meat, and it means that everyone (apart from orthodox Jews, who are banned from eating cheeseburgers anyway….) can eat it.
Amazingly, there are mad cunts out there who actually disapprove of this. “Just as a Muslim would not want to eat anything that isn’t halal . . . I should have my rights to eat normal, ordinary food that hasn’t been blessed,” says gibbering mentalist and stupid cunt Miriam McLennan. Hopefully, she (along with everyone who shares her outlook on life) will be gang-raped and cut into small pieces by drug-crazed Islamists.
Meanwhile in the UK, a similar pathetic storm in a teacup has been cooked up by crazy white bigots. A school with a 20% Muslim intake decided to serve halal chicken as its Christmas dinner so that everyone could eat the same food at the same time – which is again the obvious and sane thing to do and which could only be objected to by gibbering mentalists. Unfortunately, the gibbering mentalists whined so much that the school had to abandon the plans…
What the fuck is wrong with these bastards? I’m obviously not a Muslim; I’m happy to get blind drunk and eat a halal kebab or chickenburger, because I don’t give a flying fuck about the religious incantations that it has or hasn’t been blessed with. Christianity explicitly abolishes all dietary restrictions for its adherents [*], so if you are of Christian extraction and you refuse to eat halal meat when you’d be willing to eat the same animal killed non-halal-ishly, you have no religious or moral excuse – you are just a mad bigot. And should be killed, preferably halal-style.
[*] Eat anything that is sold in butchers’ shops; there is no need to ask questions for conscience’s sake, since To the Lord belong the earth and all it contains. If an unbeliever invites you a meal, go if you want to, and eat whatever is put before you; you need not ask questions of conscience first. – I Corinthians 10, 25-26
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November 19th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Isn’t halal a bit like kosher though? You know, they slit the animal’s throat whilst it’s still alive and drain all the blood?
Couldn’t give a shit myself, but I could see how some animal-huggers might object if that is the case. If not, fuck it…
DK
November 19th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
I would imagine the animal-huggers wouldn’t be eating meat in the first place.
November 20th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Speaking as an animal-hugger, I don’t give a flying fuck whether I’m not eating an animal which has tortured to death by an Imam, or not eating an animal which has been tortured to death by a secular free-marketeer.
November 21st, 2006 at 11:17 am
Didn’t the National Hero Jamie Oliver slit a lamb’s throat on that Italy programme he did? In contravention of the EU rules on slaughtering livestock? You’d think the No-Truck-With-PC crew would be all for a bit of Halal slaughter.
November 21st, 2006 at 8:44 pm
He didn’t actually slit its’ throat, he wussed out and the Italian guy had to finish the job. However that particular slaughter wasn’t covered by any EU rules on slaughter because for your own home consumption, you’re pretty much free to usher your dinner into the next world however you see fit. Pedantic point I realise. I’d just rather pre-empt any resulting anti-Euro rants.
November 22nd, 2006 at 9:41 am
the only people who aren’t allowed to eat halal (or kosher) meat are the Sikhs, apparently, who don’t eat meat from animals that have been ritually slaughtered for theological reasons that I don’t care about enough to find out what they are.
December 11th, 2006 at 9:36 am
OMG it’s the Halaal tax to bring down teh Whitemens!
May 26th, 2007 at 5:01 am
Islam isn’t a race, dhimmass.