Perspective #2

PDF: “You do loads of business in the States, aren’t you worried about the fact they’ve started jailing British businessmen on the slightest pretext?”

Another Friend Of PDF: “What, you mean NatWest and BetOnSports? Not really, it’s about the same odds as being blown up by terrorists, and I’m not worried about that.”

PDF: “Christ, good point - of course, the Brits who died on September 11 were all in the WTC on business, weren’t they?”

AFOP: “I hadn’t even thought of that, but you’re right. So it’s a 10:1 terrorist:random jail ratio, and we’re not afraid of the terrorists either, so obviously being afraid of random jail would be silly.”

PDF: “Indeed. So why the hell does the second scare me so much more than the first?”

AFOP: “Probably because you’re a cock.”

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