According to the BBC, \”UK among worst \’binge drinkers\”. Nonsense,Â we\’re among the three best!
I was in the pub the other day and this bloke says to me “I drink as much as the next man…” – so I tells him, “Not if I’m the next man you fucking don’t!”
Glad to see we Irish are joint-top the list. Of course, as the token tea-totaller in Ireland, I can hardly claim much of the credit (though I suspect we rose a few places in the national pot consumption list when I moved back here).
Though to be honest, if the average Irish person spends more than a month of each year drinking heavily, I’m not sure it can be considered “binge” behaviour any longer.
To be honest this just leaves me depressed, once again something we’re not the best at. Bugger !
I was in a bar the other night with an American, i said i will have a pint of Carlsberg, the yank said i will have a sherry, the barman said small or large? he said i will have the same as him, ok, one pint comming up!! typical yank!!.
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