According to a stalwart of the right-wing anti-Dhimmification blogosphere, “when Christain Voice demonstrates against performances of JStO, theyâ€™re not opposing free speech, theyâ€™re exercising it”.
But mysteriously, the Muslim anti-cartoon demonstrations are the opposite. Even though they’re the same. Freaky, man. I think it’s because the people doing the latter are weird, scary, foreign and brown, while Christian Voice are merely creepy.
If Islamic fundamentalists ever take control of the UK – yes, this is about as likely as alien space bats taking control of the UK, but occasionally I like to indulge the right-wingers’ paranoid masturbatory fantasies – then the sole upside will be seeing the anti-Dhimmis’ ceremonial decapitation.
“Ha! We were right all along!”, they’ll cry. “You said we were mad, but now we’re glorious martyrs!”. “Yeah, whatever”, I’ll say, having avoided the same fate thanks to my trusty “Dhimmitude for Dummies” guide (issued to all members of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy, obviously).