Archive for April, 2006

Islam: a uniquely vicious religion

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

The latest suicide bombing might purport to have been carried out by a secular-Hindu, but that’s just just a fiendish Islamist plot. We all know that only Muslims carry out suicide bombings, because only Islam is that barbaric. 

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A murky man with a murky past

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

Aaron Chapman was a very crooked screw. And Mark Dorling, who murdered him sort-of-by-mistake, was a very dodgy crim-slash-bouncer. A silly tale, overall.

But look which forthright, respectable blogger may also have been involved

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Anyone know a recipe for boiled elephant?

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

Charlie:

“What individuals want to see is a legal system which correctly finds guilty those who are guilty and acquits those who are innocent, with respect to what they did or did not do rather than whether the legal process was or was not correctly followed.”

The only way I can place an assertion this stupid is in the “we must fight the BNP and Tories without annoying the blacks and the Muslims. What can we say? Oh, wait, let’s just slate ‘criminals’ – everyone disapproves of them, at least until they get wrongfully accused of something, which doesn’t happen *that* often, so the idiots who were thinking of deserting us will be impressed by our Tough On Crime-osity” bracket.

The alternative is that Charlie and therefore Tony believe this shit. And since we’ve got one demonstrable maniac in charge of nuclear weapons, and another possibly about to acquire them (largely to defend himself from the first, but selah), I’d rather our own red-button-holder wasn’t quite that mentalist.

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Stop that, you daft fuckers

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Survey: 25% of English voters “might be” terrible cunts.

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Popes “more likely to be Catholic”

Friday, April 14th, 2006

Or something like that.

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Civil disobedience

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

The IRA? Top bunch of lads. Osama Bin Laden? Great bloke. Tony Blair? A cunt.

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“I’m not a racist but…” of the day

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

A BNP loony: “When I say right-wing I don’t mean ‘racist’, I mean tough immigration controls.” I’m not a racist, I just don’t want those smelly foreign bastards in my country.

The vaguely positive news is that (at least according to a self-selected group of very mad right-wingers), core Tory supporters are deserting to the BNP.

Should this prove to be the case, all we’ll need to do is hang all BNP voters and the country’s problems will be solved.

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It’s a nice day for white whinging

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

The boy currently being prosecuted for racist playground remarks in Manchester is not being selectively victimised because he is white, and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

Yes, the boy who he called “Paki”, “Bin Laden” and indeed “He’s on the run, pull the trigger and shoot the nigger” called him “white trash”. But the mixed-race boy’s parents accepted a police caution when both boys were caught, while the white boy’s parents decided it would be more appropriate to take him to court and defend his right to be a bigot.

I don’t think that using the police is a terribly sensible way to go in cases like this - suspension from school would be more appropriate. But (see also Muslim and black hate speech advocates, who represent the majority of racial hatred prosecutions), anyone who says that white racism in the UK is treated in a more draconian fashion than minority racism is a honky lynch-monger and can safely be told to fuck off.

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Wafa Sultan is an ignorant moron

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Right-wing pro-Zionists tend to apply the epiphet “self-hating Jew” to anyone of Jewish extraction who doesn’t believe Israel has the right to do whatever the fuck it wants to whoever the fuck it wants.

Purely because of this unpleasant heritage, I’m not going to refer to Arab-American writer Wafa Sultan as a “self-hating Arab”, despite the fact that in her case it would be true. The rant is amazing – like LGF, but by someone from an Arab background. In many ways, she’s a credit to America’s indoctrination system. Although her knowledge of the history of inter-community violence is a little limited:

We have not seen a single Jew destroy a church. We have not seen a single Jew protest by killing people. The Muslims have turned three Buddha statues into rubble. We have not seen a single Buddhist burn down a Mosque, kill a Muslim, or burn down an embassy

Some Jews destroy a church. A Jew protests by killing people. Some Buddhists burn down a mosque. Some Buddhists kill some Muslims. OK, I’ll grant her the embassy one.

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The way of the transgressor… is fuckin’ ‘ard, like.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

According to the BBC:

It is believed two brothers have become the first people in Wales to be banned by Anti-Social Behaviour Orders (Asbos) from wearing hoodies.

Just for the benefit of anyone who might see them out dressed inappropriately, an artist’s impression of the two brothers is attached below:

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