Posted on March 29, 2006

Spearing

I’m deeply offended by the statue of Britney giving birth. Not so much because of the total fucking evilness of taking one woman’s experience and turning it into a bizarre anti-choice message, but because it looks absolutely nothing like Britney.

I’m all for non-representative art, and I can tolerate skilled craftsmen who believe stupid things. The combo, however, is unbearable. Oh, and speaking of unbearable, appalling (and fucking smug, not that we were) perspectives on abortion, Christina Odone can kiss my hirsute posterior.