Don\’t get too excited

In the \’shut the thing down\’ versus \’upgrade to an unbuggered version of WordPress and properly fix the Russian spammer problems\’ stakes, the latter eventually won. Which doesn\’t mean that more offensive bollocks will necessarily be posted here, but is definitely far more than you deserve. You horrible lot.

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Sample Page

This is an example page. It\’s different from a blog post because it will stay in one place and will show up in your site navigation (in most themes). Most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors. It might say something like this:

Hi there! I\’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my blog. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin\’ caught in the rain.)

…or something like this:

The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickies to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.

As a new WordPress user, you should go to your dashboard to delete this page and create new pages for your content. Have fun!

I hope Ann Sumner gets murdered next time

We\’ve all been stupidly drunk. If you haven\’t, you\’re a tedious cunt and can fuck right off.

We were all arseholes when we were 20. If you think you weren\’t, that strongly suggests that you\’re still one.

So if a very drunk 20-year-old student passes out in the street to be woken up by an enormous, hideous dyke (judging solely by appearance here, no interest and mild revulsion to think of Sumner\’s sexual proclivities), and she lashes out at the woman in question whilst semi-conscious, then *so fucking what*?

Of course, because of Booze Britain paranoia, some cunt of a magistrate sent the poor girl to jail. Fortunately, a sensible judge suspended the sentence on appeal.

Now, if someone who was basically a good kid but was blind drunk assaulted me, caused no permanent harm, and was sorry, then I\’d make a speech to the court begging them not to jail her. Because I\’m not an *evil, vindictive bastard*, and I understand that that\’s the way it fucking goes.

Instead of which, Ann Sumner – who is 42 years old – says, \”I\’m really disappointed, everyone has been talking to me about the sentence… if anything people have been telling me they think the sentence was too short… As far as I\’m concerned she has admitted the crime now she should be doing the time.”

Fuck her. I hope she dies, preferably in a great deal of pain.


The importance of punctuation

My Thai bride says I have a big cock.

Sorry, I forgot my punctuation.

My Thai bride says, \”I have a big cock\”.

(shamelessly nicked from the Sickipedia)


Denise Fergus: horrendous beast

Wouldn\’t it be nice if loathsome witch Denise Fergus were to be burned at the state, or cheese-grated to death, or boiled alive (starting from cold, obviously)?

If all of her revolting sympathisers, sycophants and apologists – and indeed, everyone who thinks that torturing children is the most appropriate solution to youth crime – were to meet the same fate, then the world would be a far better place.

However, that would involve adults taking responsibility for their own failings, rather than blaming them on EVIL DEVIL KIDS. For example, if Ms Fergus were able to drop the mediaeval rhetoric on the boys\’ evilness for ten fucking seconds, she might have to reflect on the fact that were she not an appallingly bad mother, her son would still be alive.

On the plus side for the rest of us, given that Ms Fergus encapsulates all the most unedifying traits of the British character (ie she\’s a thick vindictive ugly witch with no sense of personal responsibility or concept of forgiveness. And has a hideous grating voice that\’d make you want to remove your own ears even if she were reciting brilliant poetry), at least her bad parenting contributed to removing her son from the gene pool.

Two final, related points:
1) this blog\’s considered opinion on Maggie Atkinson is that she is Absolutely Fucking Excellent. She\’s the children\’s commissioner, not the \”stupid adults who still whinge on forever about shit that happened 20 years ago\” commissioner.

2) delighted to see that Sara Payne remains gravely ill and close to death. The champers is still on ice for Thatcher, but this one\’s definitely worth a cold beer.

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Germans: witty

If you\’re a fan of twee Latin American songs about peasant girls, then this might conceivably spoil at least one of them for you for ever:

The Hosen also win bonus points for \”best ending of a song ever\”.

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Marketing hits a new low

This is a real promotional video, genuinely loaded onto YouTube by an organisation that purports to be serious:

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Bastarding websites

Apparently comments don\’t work. I thought I was just hated. Will fix at some point, or possibly move to a cave and become an Amish.


A libertarian, but not a fucking Libertarian

Withnail: Would it be poor form to plagiariase a post?
Monty: It depends entirely on the quality of the whine. In this case, it most certainly would not.

So, untimely ripped from a commenter at LC, a perfect description of why although I\’m strongly libertarian-leaning, the mainstream \’Libertarian\’ community can fuck off and kiss my arse while they\’re doing it:

[The Swiss mosque vote] has been far too important for [mainstream Libertarian writers] to sully with ideological principles, few of them have wrestled with the internal contradictions with their position. When the Muslim is on the receiving end of a State sponsored boot, the ‘movement’ lined up wearing bovver boots and all took a swipe.

The fact of the matter is, for anyone remotely interested in ‘Libertarianism’ this subject should not have been ‘tricky’ in the least. This was an open goal from two foot out. This was an exact clear cut, open and shut case.

A third of the population voted to instruct the state to curtail the rights of an otherwise law abiding minority. Had this been any rich, white minority group, (bikers, hunters, gun owners) the movement would have been of one voice, as you would no doubt admit that, but the bogeyman Muslims? Fuck ‘em.

If the Libertarian movement can get this one right, then what is the point? If they are unable to strip away race/religion aspects of this simple issue and see what has actually occurred and what the implications for that are, then can your movement really be described as ‘Libertarians’?

This subject has shown your movement up for what it is. An idealistically bankrupt umbrella for rich white men who have done rather well out of a Liberal functioning State that don’t want to pay for that State

The irony being that subjects that your movement SHOULD find tricky where there are real issues regarding personal freedoms versus responsibility, i.e. Global Warming, you have absolutely no problem with. You declare the entire scientific community wrong and hey presto! You are able to continue regardless. No need for personal responsibility, for Libertarians, not when it is YOUR responsibility we are talking about. No, just throw the science in the bin.

On that final point, Hugo Rifkind is well worth a read, e.g.:

\’But there were these climate scientists at the University of East Anglia,’ you’ll chirrup, excitedly. ‘And leaked emails show that they were conspiring to conceal research that…’ Yeah, whatever. Not interested. So some of them are crooks. It’s like giving up on doctors because of Harold Shipman.

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