Germans: witty

December 5th, 2009

If you’re a fan of twee Latin American songs about peasant girls, then this might conceivably spoil at least one of them for you for ever:

The Hosen also win bonus points for “best ending of a song ever”.

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Marketing hits a new low

December 3rd, 2009

This is a real promotional video, genuinely loaded onto YouTube by an organisation that purports to be serious:

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Bastarding websites

December 2nd, 2009

Apparently comments don’t work. I thought I was just hated. Will fix at some point, or possibly move to a cave and become an Amish.

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A libertarian, but not a fucking Libertarian

December 1st, 2009

Withnail: Would it be poor form to plagiariase a post?
Monty: It depends entirely on the quality of the whine. In this case, it most certainly would not.

So, untimely ripped from a commenter at LC, a perfect description of why although I’m strongly libertarian-leaning, the mainstream ‘Libertarian’ community can fuck off and kiss my arse while they’re doing it:

[The Swiss mosque vote] has been far too important for [mainstream Libertarian writers] to sully with ideological principles, few of them have wrestled with the internal contradictions with their position. When the Muslim is on the receiving end of a State sponsored boot, the ‘movement’ lined up wearing bovver boots and all took a swipe.

The fact of the matter is, for anyone remotely interested in ‘Libertarianism’ this subject should not have been ‘tricky’ in the least. This was an open goal from two foot out. This was an exact clear cut, open and shut case.

A third of the population voted to instruct the state to curtail the rights of an otherwise law abiding minority. Had this been any rich, white minority group, (bikers, hunters, gun owners) the movement would have been of one voice, as you would no doubt admit that, but the bogeyman Muslims? Fuck ‘em.

If the Libertarian movement can get this one right, then what is the point? If they are unable to strip away race/religion aspects of this simple issue and see what has actually occurred and what the implications for that are, then can your movement really be described as ‘Libertarians’?

This subject has shown your movement up for what it is. An idealistically bankrupt umbrella for rich white men who have done rather well out of a Liberal functioning State that don’t want to pay for that State

The irony being that subjects that your movement SHOULD find tricky where there are real issues regarding personal freedoms versus responsibility, i.e. Global Warming, you have absolutely no problem with. You declare the entire scientific community wrong and hey presto! You are able to continue regardless. No need for personal responsibility, for Libertarians, not when it is YOUR responsibility we are talking about. No, just throw the science in the bin.

On that final point, Hugo Rifkind is well worth a read, e.g.:

‘But there were these climate scientists at the University of East Anglia,’ you’ll chirrup, excitedly. ‘And leaked emails show that they were conspiring to conceal research that…’ Yeah, whatever. Not interested. So some of them are crooks. It’s like giving up on doctors because of Harold Shipman.

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…but his opinions on Celebrity Banker Paedo-Rape Island were less positive

November 10th, 2009

Due to a happy juxtaposition of the workings of my comments plug-in, the crazy things that US wingnuts say about Obama’s honours list, and the chosen blog-name of an Indian chap who sometimes comments round these parts, my comments plug-in currently makes the assertion that:

The Buddha Smiled on Fellatio, cunnilingus and sodomy

While I’m sure he was less angry about them than most religious leaders, I’m not sure he’d've made quite such a ringing endorsement…

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Celebrity Banker Paedo-Rape Island

November 10th, 2009

FCFT says:

The question everyone really wants to know is whether or not [UK banks] will be paying bonuses, bankers remuneration having joined paedophilia and X-factor as a national obsession

This has given me an excellent new TV idea… as above. Development starts now… this time next year I’ll either be a millionaire, or I’ll have been lynched by an angry mob.

But the beauty is, my lynching by an angry mob will also count as an excellent new TV idea.

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The good thing about being busy is that nobody has time to be bad-tempered

November 8th, 2009

…and other lies.

I’m coughing up horrible gunk, while feeling thoroughly dazed. Boo.

On the plus side, I’ve got my Twitter account back. Apparently they didn’t like the pig-fucking-a-cartoon-lady profile pic. Fools.

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World of meh

October 19th, 2009

First of all, it doesn’t look like that Twitter account’s coming back. Motherfuckers.

Second of all, I’ve decided not to post what I was going to post, due to my sheer fame amongst real-world people. Damn you all.

I really, really, really need a lover. Someone who prefers men to girls would be preferable in this context. A girl who prefers men to girls would be particularly helpful.

(and yes, that’s the “ok for posting” version, despite its hideous embarrassement-du-fromage)

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Rule of thumb: Pressdram edition

October 15th, 2009

1) if someone doesn’t know what “Pressdram Ltd” is or does, then the rest of this rule is moot.

2) if someone knows what “Pressdram Ltd” is, and is anything other than unequivocally supportive of its excellence, importance in defending all that is good and civilised, and symbolic importance in society, then that person is a despicable cunt with whom you shouldn’t have any further dealings.

2a) if the only equivocation is to do with its organ’s MMR coverage, then that person should probably be forgiven, but also educated in the difference between “this is safe”, “the government says this is safe”, and “a respectable journal published a study which said that this wasn’t safe, which was later proven to be made-up lies by a crook, but which we drew attention to in between the government denying the study and the proof that it was made-up lies”.

2b) 2a is the only exception.

That is the end of this rule of thumb.

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Admin an’ that

October 13th, 2009

Unrelatedly:
1) the site appears to have turned green. I might have done that; if I did, I was pissed and I have no idea why I might do such a thing. Someone leave a comment if it’s riddled with strange green-turning viruses or summat.

2) the motherfuckers at Twitter seem to have suspended my account. I’m not sure whether that’s because it had the word ‘fuck’ in it, because of my parallel career as a link-spammer, or because of my habit of private-messaging pictures of my penis to anyone with a vaguely female-sounding avatar.

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